Истории

I couldn’t think of anything, and I already looked like an idiot, so I said, «Well, you saw mine. Show me yours!» She looked confused, and her friend smiled at her. «Yeah, show him your whale tail!» My crush smiled back. «Only if you do it with me.» They looked so hot, I thought I was going to melt. They looked around. nobody was in the room but the three of us. They turned around. They both lifted their shirts and thongs and dropped their pants. I was amazed. «You’re welcome.» She smiled at me. «Now, what do I do with this picture…» She showed me her cell phone. She had taked a picture of me with my thong exposed. I figured if I ignored it, she would give it up and delete it. She asked, «What will you do for it?» I was shocked. I didn’t know what to say. Finally, I said, «What did you have in mind?» She said, «Leave us alone for a minute.» Her friend left. «Now…» She said, «I know!» «Oh man…» «Aww, you’re scared! I’ll tell you what. I’ll do you a favor. I have been thinking about a new boyfriend… What do you say?» «That’s it?» I was about to win the girl of my dreams. «Well… If you don’t mind… I’m going to put this on my phone screensaver and tell everyone it’s you, and you have to wear a thong everyday for at least a week, whale tail, and if anyone asks, you have to show them. If you can take the pressure, I’ll go out with you.»

Thongs Exposed

Не знаю почему, но такие истории меня всегда успокаивают и расслабляют. Это вроде как читать PostSecret ночью, когда настроение на нуле.